1) Trend of the week: Seaweed Hair. Accent unruly hair with seaweed. Eat it as a salad at the end of the day. Maybe some sesame seeds but not too much dressing or you may turn out like Daryl Hannah
2) Winny (Danica McKellar), everyone's fave cock tease from Wonder Years, is now telling little girls that cute and smart is better than cute and dumb. Better practice what you preach sister! BoyLeggs has learned that Danica gave birth to Scientific Paper upon double teaming with two bookish types, Lincoln Chayes and Brandy Winn.
3) ATTENTION turtle lovers! Sleep with them. Angelina Jolie swears by the nocturnal au natural method. She claims that their low frequency hums soothe the mind. I wouldn't let a turtle in my bed unless he's ready to come deep into my shell! Confirmed: BoyLeggs gettin' Nasty!
4) Doughboyz get yer freak on! Terricka Cason of MTV's "Short Circuitz" says she likes a man with a little belly. In other news Terricka Cason has taken all of the PoyBoy T. Nostrand's male no-no's from the pool. Oh darn (I mean thanks ;))