I'm Back From The Rehabz

Am I gonna drink again I say YEAH YEAH YEAH...BOY! What's the dillz yo? Phat time at the county rehab center in CAMDEN NEW JERZAY! Shit man, celebreality life is so...realz! Take yo shoe lacez, takes yo drugs, takes yo red bull vodkas. Take take take. Rock Leggs takes...amazing celebrtiy photographs, but he don't gives his shit up unless court ordered...and I waz court order son! But I's gotsta new leaf on life. It's not alls about tha partiez and the ladiez and the occasional shwag. Its about tha love, y'all. THE LOVE. And I gots love to give.

First up, my gal pals at the Boston Herald gots the runs on the latest Victoria's Secret diss in the Patriots world. The Inside Track is the best reported and the bestest writenz gossip site on the planetz. THAT"S THE DILLY-O! They be droppin crazy slang that that.

Thatz itz for nowz. Here's a picture of me getting better from rehabz.