Reader Mail: Richard Grant

Richard Grant of Hudson Hawk fames asks:

"Why do you two look like a couple of 1st year stock exchange guys whose limited Wall Street experience has been marked by a steady diet of booze and cocaine? I like it."

The long answer is why question it, Richard? This is just the way we are: living the fast life in the fast lane with the fast car filled with the fast women. So, maybe we need to fuel up with an 8 ball every once in a while. Maybe we need to knock down a Grey Goose and Red Bull or five to charge us for a long weekend of chasing the juiciest gossip that our readership craves. This is the life we chose and it's fan-fabulous! The short answer is that we're from Long Island.

Trends to Follow: IM Speech

According to Bill Smendrick, spokesman for the General Instant Messaging Pact (GIMP), the keyboard smash or "jmhjhmjmhbgvbv fg" is the new "LOL". GIMP recommends that this new expression for hysterical laughter be adopted immediately or face ribbing from your hipper, cooler peers.

ICNAM* because LOL is L'OLD!




(*I Could Not Agree More!)

Leggs After Dark: Hook and Ladder

The Leggs After Dark scene was in full effect last Friday...of course! We hit the hottest of hot spots, Hook and Ladder on 2nd Ave, dominating the beer pong court "per tha usual" at least until pong-hustler and KROC associate producer Barry Foresberg lit up the scene. Barry was dressed in a Hideki Matsui t-shirt, cargo shorts, and his patented fedora. One pitcher of Bud Light was all he needed to purchase as he dominated the court for several hours impressing the likes of Fordham soccer star Hannah DeBerg, flutist Genna St. Louis, and Barney's floor saleswomen Mimi Van Housh. It was stupongdous!

Poyboy Talking Points

1) Trend of the week: Seaweed Hair. Accent unruly hair with seaweed. Eat it as a salad at the end of the day. Maybe some sesame seeds but not too much dressing or you may turn out like Daryl Hannah

2) Winny (Danica McKellar), everyone's fave cock tease from Wonder Years, is now telling little girls that cute and smart is better than cute and dumb. Better practice what you preach sister! BoyLeggs has learned that Danica gave birth to Scientific Paper upon double teaming with two bookish types, Lincoln Chayes and Brandy Winn.

3) ATTENTION turtle lovers! Sleep with them. Angelina Jolie swears by the nocturnal au natural method. She claims that their low frequency hums soothe the mind. I wouldn't let a turtle in my bed unless he's ready to come deep into my shell! Confirmed: BoyLeggs gettin' Nasty!

4) Doughboyz get yer freak on! Terricka Cason of MTV's "Short Circuitz" says she likes a man with a little belly. In other news Terricka Cason has taken all of the PoyBoy T. Nostrand's male no-no's from the pool. Oh darn (I mean thanks ;))

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I'm Not Saying I'm Just Saying

Which hard partying tartlet is harvesting embryos for a future liver transplant?

Which golden-haired star athlete stole $15 dollars from a bathroom attendant's tip jar in order to play Keno?

Which very married business mogul was caught doing body shots at Lucky Chengs...off the parts they hide so well?

Poyboy & Leggs

Hi, I'm Lance "Rock" Leggs, gossip columnist to the stars. Along with my partner Poyboy T. Nostrand we write this here blog.