Friday, November 30, 2007
You know who else is on pizz-iont? 4 Strings. This dance band is the Atomic Neutron BIZZ-omb. The Enola Gay don't drop bombs like 4 Strings, n'om saying? I can dance all night to this on only one 8 ball. ONE! And maybe some E. But THAT"S IT OBVS OMG!!!!! WIt out furryado, here it is your Da Super Phat Hot Ass Video of the Wizz-EEK:
Tuesday, November 27, 2007
First up, my gal pals at the Boston Herald gots the runs on the latest Victoria's Secret diss in the Patriots world. The Inside Track is the best reported and the bestest writenz gossip site on the planetz. THAT"S THE DILLY-O! They be droppin crazy slang that that.
Thatz itz for nowz. Here's a picture of me getting better from rehabz.
Thursday, August 23, 2007
Thursday, August 2, 2007
We arrived fashionalbly late, obvs! and had our way with the hottest stars and tarlettes around.
Here's me and Nelly Furtado. She's da bizz-omb and she's dropping more knowledge this Summah! Pick it up!
Then I hit up the CASH BAR and guzzled down a few GGRBs and I was ready to meet more lovely thangs. I used my Intaview skillz on tacky-gorgeous Haley Duff.
More to come laterz.
Why do I love lavender so much? It brings out the color of my belly button ring!
You can imagine my excitement when I CELEBRITY SPOTTED Amanda Bynes in this uber, nay, uberest cuuute lavender dress.
CAPTURED (and locked in my basement...J/K!): Amanda Bynes modeling a dress with Beyonce Knowles for a prom dress site!
It's easy to be a star when you are comparing yourself to high schoolers.
LOST: Two younger promising girls
FOUND: Two nosediving careers and some excess cellulite
OOOH, Poyboy facial!
Wednesday, August 1, 2007
Last night, after drinking alone, I made my way around the hyped-up, dope ass movie scene (BECUZ THAT’S HOW WE ROLL!) to stalk some of the hottest celebs in town. Blue-eyed heartbreaker, Cillian Murphy seen was heating up screen #7 during the 6:15 showing of Sunshine at the AMC 25 in Times Square; while blond bombshell and comedic genius, Catherine Heigl was spotted in theater #6 during the 8:15 showing on Knocked Up at the 19th St. Loews.
Hollah at ya boy Leggs with any of your celebrity sightings!
Tuesday, July 31, 2007
"Why do you two look like a couple of 1st year stock exchange guys whose limited Wall Street experience has been marked by a steady diet of booze and cocaine? I like it."The long answer is why question it, Richard? This is just the way we are: living the fast life in the fast lane with the fast car filled with the fast women. So, maybe we need to fuel up with an 8 ball every once in a while. Maybe we need to knock down a Grey Goose and Red Bull or five to charge us for a long weekend of chasing the juiciest gossip that our readership craves. This is the life we chose and it's fan-fabulous! The short answer is that we're from Long Island.