Friday, November 30, 2007

Partiez Celebritiez Celebprettiez Videez

Yo, celebs y'all CELEBRITIES! I love them. Life is nothing wit out the CEL-EB-BRI-TIES dogs! My favorite celebs of the moments are the cast of High School Musical. Talk about straight up talent. They can sing and they can lip sync. Word. Shits not as easy as it looks. I once had to lip sync and it's like your lips gots minds of they owns. They want to screw up the lyrics but your brain is like, "no get the lyrics right!" and your lips are like" dude, I'm trying but this shit is HARD!"

You know who else is on pizz-iont? 4 Strings. This dance band is the Atomic Neutron BIZZ-omb. The Enola Gay don't drop bombs like 4 Strings, n'om saying? I can dance all night to this on only one 8 ball. ONE! And maybe some E. But THAT"S IT OBVS OMG!!!!! WIt out furryado, here it is your Da Super Phat Hot Ass Video of the Wizz-EEK:

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

I'm Back From The Rehabz

Am I gonna drink again I say YEAH YEAH YEAH...BOY! What's the dillz yo? Phat time at the county rehab center in CAMDEN NEW JERZAY! Shit man, celebreality life is so...realz! Take yo shoe lacez, takes yo drugs, takes yo red bull vodkas. Take take take. Rock Leggs takes...amazing celebrtiy photographs, but he don't gives his shit up unless court ordered...and I waz court order son! But I's gotsta new leaf on life. It's not alls about tha partiez and the ladiez and the occasional shwag. Its about tha love, y'all. THE LOVE. And I gots love to give.

First up, my gal pals at the Boston Herald gots the runs on the latest Victoria's Secret diss in the Patriots world. The Inside Track is the best reported and the bestest writenz gossip site on the planetz. THAT"S THE DILLY-O! They be droppin crazy slang that that.

Thatz itz for nowz. Here's a picture of me getting better from rehabz.